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NOTE: Yes, I have most of the people in ancient Egypt, except Mana or Mahado or Bakura, and yes, I have put Marik and Odion in ancient Egypt. Yes, I have greatly changed their personalities and yes, there are some things in here that they'll never do. But let's just pretend they acted like this, and forget all about their actual personalities and age ranges and what really happened....and enjoy the fanfic!!)

Prince Atem. 4 year old, bright, smart, he knows what he's doing.....He's the biggest crybaby in Egypt!! *clears throat* Seto. A bothersome 6 year old brat who gets on Yami's nerves. Odion. The 12 year old older brother of Ishizu and Marik. Shimon. some old guy who takes care of Seto and Atem, oftenly. Marik. An annoying 5 year old who doesn't know how to stop anything. Ishizu. Not the girl you'd think she would be. A 7 year old who is naive and says wierd things, like Joey, sometimes she seems like the little sister to Marik!
Atem: *running around* Aaahhhh!!! Shimon!! Seto's chasin me!!! Shimon: Seto...
Seto: Aww man. *holds up a rubber chicken and a pack or sticky stuff (not gum)* What am I gonna do with this then?
Atem: *now hiding behind Shimon and points to Seto* Throw it away!! *starts whining* It's scarin me!!
Seto: You're just a big cry baby!!
Atem: *starts crying*

~~~~Ishtars~~~~
Ishizu: *running around Marik* *in a teasing voice* I gots a bigger one!! I gots a bigger one!!
Marik: *sweatdrop, pouts and holds up a peice of candy bigger than Marik's*
Ishizu: Huh? Ahhhh!! Odion!! Can we switch candies!?! I wanna bigger peice than Ishizu!!!
Odion: Umm...*holds up a tiny peice of candy*
Ishizu: Ahhhh!!! *runs away crying*

~~~~~Back to Seto and Atem~~~~~~~~~~
Shimon: *Holding Yami trying to quiet him down* Prince....prince please....
Atem: *still crying*
Seto: *innocent look* I wuz jus playin......
Atem: *stops crying and shoots a death glare at Seto*
Seto: Are we friends?
Atem: *still has a death glare at Seto and struggles to get out of Shimon's arms*
Shimon: Prince? *lets go of Atem*
Seto: Umm.....
Atem: *starts chasing Seto*
Seto: *runs away*Ahhhh!!! Shimon!! Stop him!!!
???: Boys
???: Stop this. Now.
Seto and Atem: *stops 3 feet from their fathers* Hi Father!! *smiles*
Pharaoh: Atem....
Akundin: Seto. Stop running around. You 2 must disiplined by your actions
Seto: Aww man... Atem: *nudges Seto's shoulder* Shut up! You're gonna get us in trouble!! Seto: You will by sayin' dat Atem: What did I say? Seto: You said shut up!! Akundin: Here we go again Pharaoh: They'll never learn Shimon: Boys...I wouldn't start... Atem: Is not!! Seto: Is too!! Atem: Is not is not is NOT!! Seto: Is too is too is TOO!!! Atem: Uh -uh Seto: Uh - huh!! Atem: Uh - uh!! Seto: Uh - huh!!! Atem: No it isn't!! Seto: Yes it is!! Atem: No it is- Daddy is shut up a bad word!?!? Pharaoh: ......piff...... Everyone: *anime fall*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Back to the Ishtars~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Marik: Where did Ishizu go, Odion?
Odion: Well-
Ishizu: *runs back in and starts circling Marik* Ahhhhh!!! I wants a bigger peissa candy!!
Marik: Wanna switch?
Ishizu: Yay!!!!!! *quickly switches candy with Marik, puts it in her mouth and starts chewing in his face*
Marik:*sighs* Hey you took my candy!!
Odion: Umm....Marik you gave her the candy
Marik: I would never!!
Ishizu and Marik: You took my candy!! Odion: You...switched candies Marik and Ishizu: I would never!! Ishizu: Gimme my candy!! Marik: Not until you gimme mines!! Odion: Umm...Ishizu, Marik..*holds out 2 new peices of candy* Ishizu: My candy!! Marik: It's my beautiful candy!! Marik and Ishizu: You took my candy!!! Odion: *sweatdrop* Marik: Why did you do dat Odion? Ishizu: Why would you do such a thing!?! Odion: b- Ishizu and Marik: *starts dramatically crying hugging each other* Odion: Marik, Ishizu, please stop Ishizu: It's not fair!! Marik: *stops crying* What's not fair? Ishizu: *shrugs* Marik and Odion: *anime fall* Odion: Ok...umm...why don't I take ou to the prince's palace Ishizu: *dreamy and heart - eyed* Will Seto be there!?! Marik: Heh....*teasing voice* You like Seto!! Ha ha ha ha HA HA!!! Ishizu: No I don't!! You little...*starts chasing Marik* Marik: Ahh!! Odion help!! Odion: Ishizu!! You do wanna see Seto, right? Ishizu: Yes yes yes!!! Let's go!! Marik: Heh...you like Seto.. Ishizu: Stay silent!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Atem and Seto~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *4 minutes after Akundin and Shimon and the Pharaoh left....bad idea to leave Atem and Seto alone.....* Seto: Dis is all your fault!! Now my chicken and gooey stuff's gone!! Atem: *rubbing his behind* It's not as bad as getting whipped with a whip...ouch.... ???: Seto!! Seto: Atem....*grabs Atem's shoulders* Tell me that's not who I think it is... Atem: Who? Seto: Atem!! ???: Oh Seto!! Seto: Is it Ishizu!?!? Atem: Umm... ???: *gets angry at Seto* Yeah, it's me.....*pouts* ???: What's your problem, sis? Atem: Marik!! Marik: Atem. Hi. Atem: Ummm.....hi.... (Dead 4 second silent) Atem: Hi... Seto, Ishizu and Marik: *anime fall* Seto: What was that? Atem: A welcome in? Ishizu: What do you wanna do today, Seto? Seto: Stay away from you. *walks away* Ishizu: O.O *scoffs* Marik: You seriously need to stop trying. Ishizu: So do you. Marik: .....*teasing voice* You like Seto, You like Seto!! Ha ha ha ha ha!! Ishizu: Stop it!! Marik: *continues to tease* Ishizu: *puts her hands over her ears* I'm not listening!! I'm not listening!! Seto and Atem: O.O Atem: Why do they always do that? Seto: I think yuo would know by now...if I knew.... Ishizu: I'm not listening!! Marik: *still teasing* Atem: Do we ever fight like that, Seto? Seto: Why do you think my chicken and gooey stuff's gone? Because of you!!
Atem: It's not all my fault!
Seto: Yes it is!!
Atem: No it isn't!!
Seto: You started it!!
Atem: No you did!!
Seto: You did!! (A couple of minutes later this whole room was full of fighting....Atem and Seto, Ishizu and Marik)

~~~~~~~~~Akundin, Pharaoh and Shimon~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Akundin, Pharaoh and Shimon:*in a kitchen - like room drinking Tea (No. Not Téa.)*
Shimon: Wow, this Tea is delicious.
Akundin: Sure is, Shimon. What do they call this stuff?
Pharaoh and Shimon: *sweatdrop* Tea.
Akundin: Oh right. *hears glass shattering* What Was That!?!?
Pharaoh: It came from the room Atem and Seto was last in when we told them not to fight at exactly 2:34pm today!! Let's go!!
Shimon and Akundin: Right!!

The End